Name: Harry C. Age (approximate): 103. Subscriber Number: 47.
HC: (blatantly vexed that someone would be calling him during dinnertime at 4:15pm) Hello?
LB: Hi, this is Laura calling from Dorset Theatre Festival. Could I please speak to Harry?
HC (mounting confusion): Who?
LB: Har. Ry.
HC (utter bewilderment): WHO?