Lesson: Vermont Childhood is about as harsh as Vermont Winter.

Name: DJ Manny the Maniac.  Age: 35, with serious mommy issues and no real job in his near future. Subscriber Number: Unknown.

Radio announcer: ...and that was the 90s at nine!  I never understood why my mother used to send me outside during thunderstorms with a golf club and tell me to hold it up above my head!  ha HA!  Next up, lightning crashes...